Mutton

Mutton

“Mister, our specialty is burgers. I also deep fry thinly sliced Idahos then, of course, I waffle them. You might say the waffle fries are the house spec-iality; that and my melted Kraft/Hellman’s entourage. I call it my entourage. Most places don’t do mandatory mayo. We do mandatory mayo.” 

The Trouble with Plots

The Trouble with Plots

Franconi knew there was a plot; just didn’t know how far it went. Kept him up at night. Made noises in his sleep; not whimpering exactly, more like little yelps, like someone was jerking his nose hairs out one by one, with tweezers; and not telling him when they were going to do the next one.