It was one of the most complex and involuted secret missions the state department had ever sanctioned, at one point becoming necessary for its agent to get caught up in the big green cogs in order to retrieve the microfilm. What the bad guys didn’t know was she had been wearing Kevlar pants. It looked like she was "getting squished" but no, she wasn’t. The ketchup pack in the mouth trick worked like a charm as did the old switcheroo maneuver in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
She passed the microfilm in her stool back at headquarters. A lower level agent with secret (not top secret) clearance had to fish it out of the commode with a little net, the kind they used in pet shops for goldfish.